Jacob: mom … she only has one arm!!! …..
Mom … and you have two arms.
Jacob: But mom, that looks weird!!!
[to primary teacher the week after we stayed home cause I was sick]
We didn’t go to church last week cause mom was too busy killing zombies on the computer ….
[to Megan while she’s coloring]
Me: what do you do with legs?
Me: what do you do with noses?
Megan: color them!!
Me: what else do you do with noses?
Megan: bite them!!!
Me: Ben; you're a dork.
Megan: You're a dork.
Ben: Laura, look what you're teaching her.
Me: I'm sorry daddy.
Megan: [looking at me] you're not sorry.
[kids playing, suddenly they start an insult war]
Brandon: you’re a bubblenose!!
Jacob: Mommy, he called me a bubblenose!!!!
Jacob: mommy, I’m sweeping the roof for you!!
Me: Is it dirty?
Jacob: Someday walked on it with muddy feet!
Me: … OK?
Jacob: Mommy … can we watch “Casper the holy ghost?”
Me: who lost their underwear in the box of pears?
Ben: It fell out of the clean laundry as I was taking it out of the dryer.
me- what do you think?
ben- it's up to you. me- no, it's up to you.
jacob in backseat- no guys. it's up to BOTH of you.
jacob said "mother, can you find something to clean the windshield so i can see?"
i turned on the wipers "good thinking mother!"
Ah, the life of a mother. :-)